Someone please tell Sister that we don't put {disposable} diapers in with the dirty laundry. Somehow we managed to send one all the way through the washer and dryer cycles last week.
Then, tell her that we don't climb back into the bath water after we're freshly lotioned, diapered, and wearing clean pajamas. It should go without saying that books are never to be included when pajama-bathing {or otherwise}, but apparently not. I've got a soggy book to prove it.